Monkeys to increase work on works of Shakespeare

This stuff allows monkeys to stay up 40 hours and suffer no noticeable side effects. (normally their reaction times are 50% slower and work is about 20% less accurate). Now the only decision will be whether to allow the thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters to finish the complete works of William Shakespeare earlier, or save time and money by reducing the number of monkeys working on the project.

This just in – evidently the monkeys were just a test subject. This is made for truckers and people working at startups. Oh, and narcoleptics. Narcoleptic truck drivers. 😛

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